Nintendo DS is a target for child molestors

Top quality scaremongering from Fox News. Obviously you should always be completely terrified of the child molesters that are stalking your kids 24-7.

They even go so far as to insinuate that child molesters might be cruising the highways, DS on their laps, just waiting for a pictochatting kid to pass them so they can follow and pounce.

So much more dangerous than, say, playing in the park or walking home from school.
Next week on Fox:
"Did you know that the air can transmit sound vibrations over distances of 300 meters? The child molesters do! Keep your kids safe from regions where air can be found."